350+ Police Nicknames
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Around the world, Police department and its officers are some of the most discussed things in the memes, jokes, and funny nicknames. That’s because at one side, police is a sign of security for the people but due to their stupidities and habits of doubting everyone and not the criminals, people love calling them with such nicknames.
In this article, we have collected 350+ police nicknames for our readers. They are from all across the world and you will really enjoy what people call their cops in their regions. Not only had that, but you can also use these nicknames for your police and share them with your friends to have more fun.
Nicknames For Police Officers
Funniest Nicknames
- Ayna—A Turkish nickname used for cops with less honor for others.
- Babylon—It is a term used for corrupt police officers
- Bacon—It is a funny and a bit derogatory nickname for fat police officers.
- Flatfoot—Expression less!
- Beagle—No one takes the officer seriously.
- Fuzz—Corrupt police in different regions of the world.
- Robocop—The officer who bluntly imposes law without evaluating the situation.
- Drunkin’ Donuts—A funny combination of Drunks and donut lover police officers.
- Ninja—It is also a funny one for those police men who wear mask while raiding anywhere.
- Smokey bacon—bear and bacon together!
- B’B lover—bribe lover!
- Pup—newly joined officers!
- Pupster—Same as above!
- Crook—More bad than criminals
- Fing Bidiots— A nickname for investigative police.
- Ghost officer—In Asian countries like India and Pakistan, it is used for those police officers who rarely perform their duties.
- Barney—It is a funny yet derogatory term derived after Barnet Fify.
- Cop A feel— A spoiled police officer
- G-Men—Governmental men
- Bacon Breath—For those who are madly in love with Bacon.
- Smokey the bear—Another funniest one for fat police officers.
- Five-O—It has derived from an old cartoon character who warn the travelers for over speeding.
- Dark side—Evilest!
- Hot Cop—Smart and handsome officer
- Sugar evils—Looks kind but really evil.
- Rob-laws—disobey laws!
- Law lizards—Slim law officers…
- Heaters—Can shoot anyone’s blood pressure
- County Mounty—Road searchers
- Nicker—When a cop arrests suspects in a large number…
- Bears—Same as smokey the bear.
- Pooh—New and funny nickname for fatty police officers.
- Dick—It is another funny nickname for cops from the cartoon Dick the Tracy.
- Piggy—One of the most common nickname for cops with huge bellies.
- Batten Burg—It is a type of cake with blue and yellow reflective patterns as that of UK police cars.
- Beasty Bear—For big police officers with monstrous attitudes for the citizens.
- The Man—For those police men who work on suppressing political and rebellion activities.
- Squalie—Always eating.
- Bizzies—For those who said they are always busy in helping citizens.
- Billo— A cute and funny nickname.
- Vics—Victoria Police
- 007—Police officers who try to become detective.
- Fake bees— Another one for those who said that they are busy in combating crime but you never see anything positive in the area.
- Vamps—Those who throw you to trouble for small issues.
- Mister Meanor—For the one who makes a lot of troubles over smaller things.
- Laal kabootar—A desi nickname for police informers.
- Collar catcher—catches by collar
- Walloper—Always standing besides walls.
- Busy bodies— Same as above
- Cuff lover—Always ready to arrest!
- Kojak–detective
- Anda (Egg)—A funny nickname used in Pakistan and India for Traffic police men wearing white uniforms.
- Blue bottle—Did you get the concept of bottle and glass?
- Plodder—In the United Kingdom, authors of children’s books use the funny term for police men.
- Whito—racist officer
- Ghetto Bird—For police mean who patrol in helicopters
- Bird—Same as above
- Wooden Top—Angry brain officer!
- Bookers—Those who arrest many people as suspect.
- Woody—Plastic police officer
- Jura—big officer
- Bluish—wearing blue uniform
- Hawkshaw—detective
- Pocket shooter—arrests pick pockets!
- Stool Pigeon—Undercover cop!
- Donuts—When they can’t eat pork, they eat donuts!
- Buzzkill—Fun killers police officers!
- Black Mariah—A funny slang for those who go with the prisoner van.
- Piggy— A funny nickname to shout police are brutal.
- Blueband—Without beards and moustache.
- Boiled eggs—same as above.
- Butch Ada—active detective
- CID Officer—suspecting everyone!
- Aloof—detective smoking pipe
- First badge of idiots— FBI
- Bitter gourd—For offensive police officers.
- Oink—When you don’t understand what they are trying to tell you.
- Henky Penky—Same a above
- First big idots– FBI
- Pork—lifeline of police officers
- Lazybird—for lazy police officers.
- Brady Cops—A funny nickname for dishonest policemen.
- Bronze—The one who could only one a bronze while chasing someone.
- Swine—Those police officers who are just unbearable.
- Pork chops—heavy police officer
- Hard Stripper- Promoted officer
- Promo—Same as above
- Do-do nutters—Donut lover police officers!
- Pork chips—Police and pork go parallel.
- Sleepers—Another funny one for those who sleep tight and do nothing.
- Red Bull—For fighter police officers
- Justins—Officers with ethics
- Black Bull—Same as above
- Hogs—fat and hairy officers.
- Crusher—Police men with heavy boots.
- Sow Crate—Male officers with female officer in the car.
- Booger man—On the way to chase you!
- D’ dick— For detective officers…
- Day dreamers—have high plans for peace
- Wax collectors—deals with seniors
- Mother Teresa—ready to help others
- Elephant ears—listens calmly!
- Elephant—fat officer.
- Meter reader—the one who gives parking tickets!
- Meter maid—same as above!
- Pork wagon—fat officers inside the van
- Town clown—Officers working in the towns!
- 12—A warning phrase police give to the criminals.
- Inspector Chewingum—A famous Indian cartoon character who always takes the credit of every successful operation.
- Please officer—The one who always wants others to beg for getting rid.
- Men Fishers—Always ready to arrest someone
- Tintu-mon—Short but smart police officers!
- Walker—Ready to put anyone in trouble.
- Dickless—Don’t have any idea of his job.
- Dickless Tracy—Same as above
- Puppets—A funny nickname for those who are a failure in front of criminals.
- Peace officers—The one who tries to maintain peace.
- Fee hunter—Ready to fine you over small things.
- The evil empire—nickname for the whole police.
- Blue berry—officers in blue uniforms
- Bluers—Same
- Neelo neel—Hindi but same as above.
- Uni—formed officer…
- Sleepy eyes—Drunk officer
- Sweeney—flying squad
- Potato cop—fat officer
- Moto—Same as above
- Squealers—laugh like pigs
- Jail stuffer—want everyone in jail
- Prowler—officer who drives slowly
- Sick-top—officer in a vehicle without light.
- Dirty Copper—Bribe taker!
- PUBG—Can take actions on papers.
- Cruiser—only travels in cars
Unique Street Nicknames For Police
- Gumshoe—It is a famous and interesting street nickname for detective cops who spend a lot of time on streets for finding evidences.
- City kitties—patrolling police
- IB –liars!
- Drones—Officers with no brains!
- Triads—An offensive nickname given to Hong Kong Police after failing to save train passengers in riots.
- Txakurra—Dogs
- Dirty harry—takes bribes!
- Empty Brains—Dumb officer!
- Book’em Joes—Just want to arrest..
- Narc—Undercover narcotics agents
- Nark—same as above
- Headache man—Usually used for traffic cop who gives you headache all the time.
- Nicker—Arrester!
- Columbo—make big decisions on small issues!
- Old Bill—patrolling every night…
- Boob head—wearing helmet like woman’s breast.
- Tit head—same as above
- Tittos—Same as above
- Anger squad—Angry police officers!
- Evil Alarms—those who ring siren without any reasons!
- Weeh woo..we wooh—Siren!
- To roon to roon—desi version of siren
- One Time—Not an attractive police officer
- Cherries—Siren lovers!
- Hii-po—Highway Police
- Mo-Po—Motorway Police
- Sherlock—Do you know Sherlock Homes, the detective?
- Shylock—Cruel officer!
- No shit Sherlock—makes specific observations!
- Beat Cop—For police men who patrol on streets.
- O Po Po—Canadians use it for their patrolling police
- Clear—Shouters
- Copsboy—Something like cowboy, belonging to rural areas.
- Deuce Hunters—Police officers responsible for checking drunk drivers.
- Officer D.O Nut—For the one who mostly failed chasing criminals.
- Fuzzy Muppets—Officers who cannot do anything right
- Blue force—An offensive nickname used or police officers in Florida
- Village Bobby—For those who roam in the villages and interfere in the matters of others.
- Black Buffalo—for extra large police officers wearing black uniforms.
- Occiffer—Drunk police men!
- Nooser—hang people!
- Militia—Secret police.
- Chief Wiggun—The Simpsons’ character…
- Bœuf— for expressionless police officers.
- Blue Canary—Police men without fire fighting training.
- Dibble—fat police officer
- Magnifying eye—detective officers…
- Major Johsnson—the officer you actually hate..
- Dumbo batman—For those who patrol on streets but fail to chase the criminals.
- Gravel road Cops—Another Canadian nickname for patrolling police of mountains, forests, and rural areas.
- Moosor—offensive Russian nickname meaning garbage.
- Black shirts—For those fat police officers who think they look smart in black shirts
- Two blues—It refers to the lights of patrolling cars.
- Mountie—Officers working at mounted police stations
- Mr. Plod—No exact meanings!
- Blue flamer—The one who is keen to arrest people.
- Chein—An extremely derogatory term for police men patrolling in streets. It means dogs.
- Lightening strikers—Patrolling police officers with alarms and sirens.
- J-Cat—Crazy cop
- Lazy lice—travels in cars only
- No Uni—Doesn’t wear uniform
- Plain clothes—Same as above!
- Brassed—High rank officer
- Snail—Same as above
- Heat—Cops who drive fastest!
- Haircut—Having oral sex during duty hours especially at nights.
- Hobby Bobby—Special Constable
- Hakem—In Arabic, people use it for their police commandant.
- Humpty—fat police officer roaming here and there.
- In the bag—Uniformed officer
- Chips– California Highway Patrol Officers
- Jacksss—something like jack ass…
- Jake D’ snake—Another street nickname for night officers.
- 5150—crazy police officers
- 6 UP—just to warn that police is nearby!
- FEO—Same as above
- Jack Squad—a group of stupid officers!
- Jam Butty—Police officers with bright and colorful uniform
- Concrete Beater—for those who are trying to perform smartly but failed to.
- Local Yokel—Rural officers
- Chor Muhafiz—In South Asian countries, it is for those who have hidden relations with dacoits and criminals.
- Local Army—Interesting, right!
- Crime partners—Same as above
- Town clown—dumb officers
- Undertaker—for a huge monster police officer
- Pops—The one who is gentle like a father.
- Popo—Same as above
- UC- Undercover cop
- Poulet—Chicken!
- Heliiii-Cop—those who patrol in helipcopter.
- Ro-Slo-City Police
- Formula Winners—those who smartly chase the criminals in cars.
- The boys—police officers call each other.
- Mod Squad—great one!
- 911 boys—ready in emergency
- Weed hunters—Arrest smugglers of weed
- Peep Peep—those who stands anywhere!
- Commissioner Gordon—With big moustache and glasses!
- Sexy Cop—For female officers
- Cinder Dick—railway police officer
- Larvell Jones—Cigar user detective.
- Bulls—Brutals
- 1 time—If you look them again, you’ll be a suspect.
- FED’s—federal agents
- So-called presidents—believe that they run the world.
- Mr. trump—Never listens to anyone.
Worldwide Famous Nicknames For Police
- Bofia— People of Portugal use it for street officers.
- Booze Bus— used as a funny slang by Australians
- The bigs—used by Afro-Americans.
- Plastic officers—UK’s nickname for community officers
- Puerco—Hispanic Pig!
- Chen Chao—Chinese nickname for detective officers.
- Chlupatej—A Czech nickname for hairy officers.
- Polda—stupid officers in Czech.
- Tun party—A hindi nickname for drunk police party
- Tunari—Same as bove
- Ponies—those who roam on horses.
- Roussin—French detectives!
- Maama—A hindi name to call traffic police
- Rozzers—Smart looking but not in reality.
- Maréchaussée—French nickname for officers!
- Boy Dem—used in the Uk for clean-shaved police officers.
- Schiemers—It literally means dirty, used for bribe taking officers.
- Bulle—German nickname for offensive police officers
- Scuffer—Used for Liverpool’s police.
- Snut—teenagers use for Norwegian police.
- Buttons—For police officers with a shorter height.
- Chota—Hispanic nickname
- Purken—Norwegian Sow!
- Mata—Malay Nickname.
- Gorra— Argetinian nickname for police men wearing hats
- Byling—A Swedish nickname for patrolling officers.
- Pig—fat police officers!
- Bull Dog—An offensive nickname common around the world for fat and rude police officers.
- Queen’s Cowboys—Canadian nickname for Royal Canadian Mounted police.
- Full cream—for those who like sex while on duty on streets.
- Pig pen—same as above
- Pincher—Arrester!
- Ment—Russian officers in proper uniform!
- Hard candy— In the UK, people use the term for colorful uniforms of police officers.
- Cherry Toppers—For the police men sitting in the car with red light.
- Chimps—Hopeless Police officers
- Murija—bad police
- Keuf—rude officer!
- Panda—fat ass!
- Rati— Argentinean nickname for officers wearing strap on the chest.
- Rollers—American black officers!
- Chul bul panday—An Indian character of a police officer who was a sign of fear for criminals.
- Stormtrooper—Used due to the activities of riot police.
- Singham—Another Indian Character of honest police man.
- Darinday—A Pakistani nickname for cruel police officers.
- Perp—Criminal Investigator!
- Gun wizards—Officers with an exceptional ability of shooting innocents.
- Gura—Latin American slang nickname for raiders.
- Han Kuff—Aways have cuffs for criminals. Stay away!
- Paharoah—Cruel officers
- Firoun—Same as above used in Asian countries.
- Duck and Geese—UK’s nickname.
- Zameen k Khuda—Another desi nickname for cruel police men.
- Donut Muncher—American Nickname for police officers on night duty
- Donut Patrol—Same as above
- Body fuzzers—Touch inappropriately
- Poonty— Just to make fun of dishonest police men.
- Street Boys—A perfect street nickname for patrolling team.
- Back street boys—Same as above
- Code Brown—Police officers on patrolling need to go to the bathroom.
- Adam Henery—An Aerican nickname to call the officer asshole.
- Rashers—Pigs in the UK
- Fakabat—Hungarian nickname for brown jackets of police officers.
- Feo—Dominant police officers in Spanish and America.
- Fizi—Another Czech nickname.
- Gestapo—Secret Police in German
- Grasshopper— Something for police informant
- Mafia—A nickname for police used in Indo-Pak region.
- Paiti bhai—Another one from Indo-Pak…
- Statie—Used in America for those who discuss their state all the time.
- Mabando—active police officers
- Tombo—The office who looks like tomboy
- Blufoot—taller police officer.
- Pandu—A Hindi nickname used for police inspectors.
- Gaets—A Russian Nickname for traffic police.
- Tira—Old police officers!
- Gammon— Same as bacon in UK.
- LEO’s—Law enforcement officers!
- Pasmuti—Spniah nickname for higher command!
- Bad Boys—Corrupt!
- Flying birds—Flying squad!
- Thin blue line—Police officers acting as a barrier between society and chaos.
- Thulla—Indian nickname for lower ranked officers.
- Tulla—Same as above
- Thollo—Same in Gujrati
- Panduri—For a group of corrupt police officers!
- Kosmonavt—equipped with weapons but lazy..
- Kerovi—A Serbian derogatory nickname to irritate police officers.
- Ponda—Used in kasmiris for bribers.
- Bullenschwein—Pig In German
- Don—In Pakistan and India, people use it for cruel officers.
- Parak—A nickname used in Philippines.
- Bófias—Pigs in Portugal
- Sarkar—Desi Slang for corrupt officers.
- Rat Bag—Undercover officer
- Big Out-laws—South Asians use it for corrupt police officers.
- Scum—in the lowest mode.
- Filthyp—Same as above.
- Long arms—criminal catcher police officers!
- Peeler—Same as Bobby
- Party Van—Police officers working on specific sities.
- Okami—A Japanese nickname to say police is above citizens!
- Paco—A Chilean nickname
- Kuka—Arrester in Bulagrian.
- Maatia kukura—Stupid and corrupt officers.
- Paddy Wagon—Police men sitting inside the wagon and chilling!
- Ghetto Crow—Another one for heli copter police
- AO—Assigning officer
- Stench—smell like pigs
- Gangsters—Cruel and offensive officers of South Asia
- Khaki Kutta—Uniformed Dog in Hindi.